Dungeons & Dragons 3 Movie Review

The Dungeons and Dragons movie disappointed the world in 2000, and Wrath of the Dragon God left everyone to believe that while a D&D movie may be a fun idea, it will never be "good" in 2005, it took until 2012 for the third attempt at a motion picture about a legendary adventure taking place in the world of the legendary game. Legendary. Legends.

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Godzilla King of the Monsters Movie Review

This week, we look at the unoriginal original Godzilla film! As the 1954 production had to be "Americanized" before it was released in the majority of theaters on this side. So while this takes the original movie and tells the original story, it is anything but the original version. Nevertheless, how does Hollywood fare inserting Raymond Burr int

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Phantom of the Paradise Movie Review

A cult classic from 1974, Phantom of the Paradise is a modern take on Phantom of the Opera. By modern of course, I mean 70s modern and holy hell is this ever a period piece. Next to nothing looks like it could happen at just any point in history, it all screams mid 70s. Nevertheless, this film written and directed by Brian De Palma did rather poo

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Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point out that until the early 80s, the (blog post) film was just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: A New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the first of

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Decker Shado Critiques Alien Origin

Alien Origin review Alien Origin Summary. The beginnings of life on Earth are shown in a film made from "found footage" of a lost military mission. Alien Origin, the Asylum's Prometheus rip-off, is a strange beast in and of itself. Alien Origin was bizarrely made as a found footage movie, perhaps the most dissimilar from the original film of

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